Small, Unnamed Town in Podunk, Idaho

Something happened today in the small Icelandic village of Podunk, Idaho. It affected three people, two dogs, and a goat named skippy. Only one report has been verified so far but early accounts from eye witnesses agree that something did indeed happen. Or people in Podunk are crazy. Or both. Nobody knows, or cares.

Generic Food Tip

You can have an entire meal in sauce packets. They are great, and they are free. And they are little packets! I started collecting sauce packets when I was a kid. I would get the hot sauce from fast food restaurants then mix it with the gooey snot type stuff... Read More

Animal Farm Book Review

I just finished a book called Animal Farm, by the same guy who wrote about big mustache posters watching you. This guy sure does like ?comrades?. And Napoleon Dynamite was in this story. Napoleon was smart this time and they even had the dynamite, but Idaho was missing. There were chicken farmers though... Read More

Bad Tasting Candy

Recent reports claim that nine different complaints have been made by the People With Nothing to Do Group (PaWNTheDoG) in the past three weeks. Each complaint cites different instances in which several large... Read More

Dirt Eating Tree Frog

The fearsome Mongolian Dirt Eating Tree Frog has been spotted by seventeen eye witnesses and one clown the Associated Press (AP) reports. Known for it's fierce talons and razor sharp teeth... Read More

Generic Game Review

I just got a chance to play the new Grand Theft Auto game for the PS2. It's called San Andreas and I like it because it makes my hands sticky... Read More

Stolen Garden Dwarf

Someone stole a ceramic Garden Dwarf from the quaint little suburban yard of Debbie Prichard in Ottawa, Ontario Canada. She wants it back. Read More

Generic Movie Review

So I saw X-Men 3 this weekend. Actually, I really don't know what day it is and I quit watching movies when body parts on that one alien started glowing. But I pretended I watched the movie and I have seen part of the preview two different times. That's twice!... Read More

Carbonated Prune Juice

It sounds sick and wrong but boy is it good. The secret ingredients to Dr. Pepper soft drink have just been discovered and it turns out it's made with 23 flavors of carbonated prune juice... Read More

Generic Sports Review

The Arizona Diamondbacks face the New York Mets in a game where nothing really happens tonight. The game starts out bad for Diamondbacks fans as the Mets score three runs right off the bat... Read More