Stinky Hobo - Sniffing Straw

My armpits were smelling real good today, I don't know why. It was like taco good, except my left one. That one was more like pine tar and gravy.
So I rubbed my hand under my arm for a while then stuck it in my pocket to save for later. There's going to be some good sniffing later... Read More

Stinky Hobo Goop

My dead dog found a chunk of goop earlier. I'm not sure what it is but it stinks so good. I like it. Maybe it's from some gypsies or a frog on a bad diet. A bad, stinky diet.
I decided to build an army today. A real one, with intensive purses. It will help me get a Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory... Read More

Stinky Hobo Getting Old

I had a bad night last night. But it was good. Well, except I think I'm getting old. Like cobwebs and stuff old! See I had a spider rappelling from my hair, but I thought he was a big mutant dog hair with a tiny gray fuzzball at the end. Boy was I wrong.
So I'm bent over playing with this fuzzball for three hours... Read More

Wicked Bad Catfish

I remember this one time I made up where I went fishing with Cracky. What a good time! We caught some fish and met some squirrels, then just farted around all day. Had to bring lots of food for that. At the end of the day, Cracky hooked into a big old Wicked Bad catfish... Read More

Stinky Hobo Cheese and Salsa Factory

I have started my quest to build the Ultimate Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory(TM). My dead dog gave me the idea last night when he was laughing at my Dontongle Spider. What a good night! So now I need to build a cheese and salsa factory. This is my quest, I made it up two minutes ago! Read More

Stinky Hobo Firespray

Aqua-net ubersticky hairspray is some good stuff! Today I decided that while my dead dog tried to decipher the old crusty treasure map, I would make up some Hobo Firespray, and maybe play some rat fireball too... Read More

Stinky Hobo Game Review

I was playing frisbee with my dead dog today when Cracky jumped out of some bushes and stole the frisbee from my dog. I don't know why, but he proceeded to cut the frisbee into little plastic strips, then dowsed them with gas and lit them all on fire. Read More

Stinky Hobo Library

I found the greatest thing at the library last week, and it wasn't even in the bathroom. They have a whole section besides the bathroom, I never realized it before. I found something called a public access terminal, which sounds like a strange disease but... Read More

Stinky Hobo Making Glue

So I'm making glue now. The really sticky kind and I'm not even using horses. Well, I tried a plastic horse and some berries but it didn't work.

All I do is mix some clay with wood varnish and 3.5 unmentionables to create my secret recipe. It will be patented soon. Read More